When dad turns recruitment consultant, what could possibly go wrong?

A father has generously turned recruitment consultant to write a CV for his “typical 16-year-old” daughter.

However, the Metro reports Lauren Moore, from Redcar in Middlesbrough, wishes he hadn’t bothered, with Lauren sharing her dad’s efforts on Twitter with the caption: ‘Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.’

Ahead of receiving her GCSE results, Lauren asked her dad to help her out with her CV. However, Lauren’s dad only listed bad qualities, concluding that his 16-year-old daughter ‘doesn’t give a f**k’.

For her role as an office assistant, working for what appears to be her father’s company, he lists her skills as: ‘Getting on my father’s tits’, ‘not listening’, ‘browsing Facebook’, ‘losing all documentation’ and ‘giving out all clients’ information to fraudsters’.

We can’t wait to see if she gets any job offers because of it. After all, honesty is the best policy, right…?!

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